“I hate my job as a nanny more than I’ve ever hated anything in my entire life.”
If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is around to snap it… did it happen?
“If I hit you, does he feel it?”
I’m an immigrant, but I’m not a monster!
“You should have mad nipple confidence.”
“It might sound like an easy job, but devoting a huge chunk of time and thought every day to your makeup, hair, and outfit, plus to taking the perfect photo, all while maintaining a full-time job, is not easy.”
One man, nine decades…
“I don’t get friend-zoned.”
Like toddler, like dog.
Welcome to Hotel Prius.
“Another eyeball… Yaasss!”
May your lipstick last longer than your hot dog.
“Don’t have sex ‘cause you will get pregnant. And die.”
And more importantly, do I have a good body?
“It’s been three months!”
This ridiculous cat video is making its way around the internet, you have to see it!